He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
