So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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