margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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