New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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