Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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