i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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