what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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