He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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