Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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