The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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