On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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