Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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