She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
whose ass print is on the piano?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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