VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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