I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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