THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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