Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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