they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I think I am morally bankrupt
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Randomize
