How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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