You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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