i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
There r osticjed everywhere
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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