we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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