Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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