A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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