idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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