That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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