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is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?

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(240): View more from Maryland

ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow

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(713): View more from Texas

i cant believe jose lima did steroids

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apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball

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(916): View more from California

I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn

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(720): View more from Colorado

Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

so yall hooked up?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.

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