their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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