i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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