I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You can't just leave with hair like that
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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