Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
