I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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