I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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