your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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