Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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