It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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