is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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