I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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