so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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