that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
