Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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