you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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