you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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