i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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