I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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