...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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