they need to just BURY HIM!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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