That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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