best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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