I just threw up on my dentist
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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