You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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