Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
