I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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